(The following chat is based on a true story.)
My daughter: It’s that for you?
Me: Yes.
My daughter: Is that a diaper?
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It’s that time of the month and you have to debate on whether to stick something up your ass or be lazy and let your vagina and pantie towel play catch. I’ve ALWAYS [no pun intended :)] hated maxi-pads. I don’t know if it was the fact of being active where my thigh mashed it together where it messed up or just feeling uncomfortably.
Figure 1: I feel like, kinda when a lot of men say how they prefer boxers over briefs because they need the air, the space. Well that’s me. I need a belt if I’m going to use that shit or it’ll be somewhere in the back of my pants when I go pee.
Not to be too personal but….may the maxi-pad die. It doesn’t feel too good especially when you’ve shaped yourself up from a “german sherpard” to a “poodle”, if you get what I mean…
That “poodle” is about as sensitive as a baby ass, not only should you be careful for any infection lingering but imagine the irritation and pain that baby feels when its touched by a hard ass generic pamper.
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Figure 2: A shaved vagina area with little pubic hair mashed up against you. The SOS pad represents that feeling. This is very irritating to me.
I don’t know why I decided to post this, maybe this being the first time in a long time me using pads. Yuck! Many women don’t care for tampons. Long Live The Tampon! Different strokes for different folks, I guess…It must be just me. When I ponder up something else to share with you about this subject, trust me I will.
August 06, 2009, 6:12pm
